Our Salon

Here's where you get that, "Ahh, zhuzh sauce."

We're that A-1 Salon, the peak of a modern self care rennaissance. When you come to L'incline, you'll leave with your attitudes rising to unforseen altitudes. Walking out of the building like you're featured center stage upon a backdrop of movie explosions is common. You're the protagonist of your life, and your middle name is Badittude.

Here's the Zhuzh, love.

Tycho Zhuzhmaenia founded L'incline Salon after having the spiritual truth of self care revealed to him in a three-day long Ayuhuasca trip. He uses his divine abilities to bring out the best version of his clients, to be put on display for all the world to see.

When the hand of the gods bestows upon a mere mortal the ability to draw out perfect resonance between the body and spirit, what is a man to do?

And so, Tycho Zhuzhmaenia began his journey across the land of spirits and gods, determined to bring to the world the light of the ancients. Setting out on a mission handed to him by the pagan cousins of gods like Hathor, Aphrodite, and Ishtar, Tycho departed his former home of Tampa Bay, Florida, to fulfill the responsibilties given unto him.